First, I just want to say I LOVE YOU !!!!!
You Amuseme and all the other ladies have made my day and almost made me fall off my chair from laughter ! This is great !
Hmmm, now I have to think about things that turn me off about women. Hmmmm
Nope, we are perfect and beautiful in every way ! HA HA HA!When we fart we fart perfume and when we poop we poop gold, if we bang into something by accident..in reality it ran into US, If we forget something it is only because it was not important enough to remeber and if we make a mistake it was only because bad choices were presented to us ! LOL !
Ok, Ok, I have to be fair.
1. Women that talk on the phone while using the restroom.
2. Women that hate on other women because they are jealous.
3. Women that chew and pop gum with an open mouth.
4. Women that use men.
5. Women that are moody without good reason.
6. Women that always have to be right, and make everything a competition.
7. Women that shave their pubic mound down to a little sliver of hair - that's just weird.
8. Women that scream and use prfanity on their kids in public.
9. Women that are so germaphobic that in the restroom they layer the toliet with the seat protector or toilet paper and then take a piece of toilet paper to even press down the flush lever too because they are so afraid of germs they don't want to touch anything, but then they leave it there - FOR ME TO HAVE TO TOUCH AND CLEAN UP !
10. Women that have crazy cosmetic things done to them like "whisker" implants, making your face look like a cat.
11. Women that don't share.
12. Women that wear socks with high heels.
13. Women that have dirty, ugly, jacked up feet yet insist on wearing open shoes all the time.
14. Women that wear clothes man sizes too small for them.
15. Women that have too many piercings, tatoos( Like more than 7 ).
16. Women that don't wash their area good enough and after they get up from a chair you can smell them.
17. Women that complain about everything.
18. Women that have giant boobs and don't wear a bra ( Hey ! That's a public safety issue ! You could put someone's eye out ! )
19. Women that want a man to do alot of " lovin " on them but then when it's the man's turn they don't want to do anything to " take care " of him.
20. Women that wear holiday clothing when it is not holiday time. Like at the laundry mat the other day and a lady had on a
" St. Patricks day shirt with some black and white striped pants, red santa claus Christmas socks on and some purple slides. Come on ladies, I know it's the laundry mat and all, but.....
But seriously, the worst thing a woman can do is let her confidence and self worth fade or dissapear. All these issues we have with our looks, weight and age that interfere with what we deserve out of a partner and out of life are keeping us down. I know sometimes it's hard to go against the grain when others are putting you down or physically or verbally abusing you, but we have to save ourselves. We spend so much time working out to loose weight so that we can be what we think is desireable and accepted by men or society, but in reality, we should be spending that time working out our inside. Strengthening and building up our confidence and esteem. If we had it going on like that then we wouldn't let partners hurt us over and over - we'd shut down that party real quick.
So, there may always be someone who is smarter, pretier or more talented than us, but we were put on this earth for a reason. If were were meant to be trampled on we would of been born ants ! We are more than just space fillers. We are important and special, loved and deserving of experiencing all of the happiness this life offers !
Get yours gals !
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